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If I were a zombie, I'd package my drool.  Put it in mason jars, and sell it at school . . . 

A hilarious picture book, If I Were a Zombie sees two children trying to outdo one another by imagining what they could do if only they were a zombie, a ninja, or a robot . . . 

With outrageously entertaining rhyming text and brilliant illustrations, If I Were a Zombie is sure to be a favourite with readers of all ages.