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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we’re guessing you’re more like us or you probably wouldn’t have picked up this book.  Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people, but being nice is just not the way to get what you want.  This book is about getting what you want.

We didn’t come up with these life lessons.  We’re just the ones who wrote it all down.  This is not self-help.  This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems.  You’re welcome.